Frankensearch!

The Google SERPS (Search Engine Results PageS) are all over the place - again! The usual Google apologists are trying to make light of it once more - "...just a little teething trouble - it'll all settle down - bedding in...", but what it really is, is...it's FRANKENSEARCH!! It's out of control, the calm of the Googleplex is shattered by white-coated men waving clipboards and running everywhere screaming, "It's loose! It's escaped!", while outside on the Google Mountain an angry mob of webmasters brandishing pitchforks and flaming torches are hammering at the doors...